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le pear gril

By Anonymous | Updated 06/15/26(Mon)02:05:41

le pear gril

le pear gril

Your fortune: Average Luck

it's kind of crazy there's guys named jackson and their dad isn't even named jack why is that allowed >>13011100
maybe it means "jacks on" (porn endurance champion) or "jack's on" (audio engineer)
>>13011100
it's a holdover from when european countries that didn't have normal surnames suddenly had to start interacting with the rest of the world, legacy surnames like jackson, who at that point would have been son of jack, just got frozen in time and they're stuck like that now.
>>13011100
agreed one or both parents should have to change their name to jack before they can name their kid jackson, it's time to bring some sanity back to this society

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13011144
if it could've been done it would've been done.
*sip*

we are way far down the primrose path of pathocracy.

brace for impact.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13011100
>>13011144
triplel-doublels
>>13011097
I’m loling out loud at this
>>13011097
teto
>>13011097
Very nasu my favorite vegetable
>>13011161
Nah more likely you will just be replaced.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13012084
hellhole will be replaced.

me? i'll just turn to shit.

"My disposable me
Is feeling lonely today
You know that soon enough
My body will be wasting away
There is something that I'm wondering
Before I turn to shit
It's nothing really
How'd you like my tortured artist bit?"

–Headstrong ©2002

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13011097
>>13012505
the purpan girl
aubergine >>13011128
you have never done a manual labor inyour life have you?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13011097
>>13012505
>>13012565
le longfig has arrive
>>13013401
The long WHAT
>>13013403
The Long Wall of China (traditional Chinese: 萬里長城; simplified Chinese: 万里长城; pinyin: Wànlǐ Chángchéng, literally "ten thousand li great wall") is a series of fortifications in China. They were built across the historical northern borders of ancient Chinese states and Imperial China as protection against various nomadic groups from the Eurasian Steppe. The first walls date to the 7th century BC; these were joined together in the Qin dynasty. Successive dynasties expanded the wall system; the best-known sections were built by the Ming dynasty (1368–1644).

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13013403
like the filling of these but longer

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