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lolno Hell no. no >>13009514
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How?
Everyone has at least one friend >>13009523
i drove them all away with my spergism >>13009523

I've never had a single friend in my entire life and I fully intend to keep it that way for the rest of my life. There are no friends in this world. All relationships form the way that they do based on power dynamics. All relationships are purely transactional. Anyone who you think is your friend will turn on you in a heartbeat once you are no longer of use to them. Love doesn't exist and never has.

There is no such thing as good people. All human beings are profoundly rotten to the core.

The sooner you learn this, the better. >>13009534
Damn you must be really sad >>13009534
evil is a social construct and you're just a nihilist fuckhead >>13009530
>I was also homeschooled
Damn what a loser
Why would you hurt your child like that No, I never have. I can't stand being around other people. The more time I spend with anyone, the more I dislike them. I don't have any online friends either. If we're had irl friends would we be on s4s on a Saturday night I had IRL friends in high school, but fell out of contact with them after graduating and never reached out.. And now I worry I don't have anything to bring to the table as a friend, or I'm not personable over text or something...

I always worry about being disingenuous whenever I put myself out there because I always try to come off as "professional;" I guess that's what reading too many tech blogs does to you lol growing up with slow paced imageboards is such a feel compared to everyone else with instant messaging T^T jfc why are zoomers so autistic >>13009576
japanese thing bettr No.
I literally base my life around avoiding other people as much as I possibly can.
I would never deliberately seek out the company of others. autistic loser board We know you don't have any friends, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Good Luck >>13009585
jfc stfu you're the most annoying faggot on this board >>13009587
Sounds like I hit a little too close to home, huh, Josh? :^)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>13009589
No you are just the most annoying faggot here
You are painfully unfunny and you're rude to everyone
Everyone would be glad if you left gay sex board >>13009593
esfores meetup Having friends is soy and reddit >>13009591
Cry harder, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Having responsibilities is soy and reddit Having a job is soy and reddit I try my best to not have any friends and not talk to anyone. I take all of my lunch breaks at work in my car even if its heavily raining or snowing outside >>13009513
>You DO have irl friends, right anon?
Nah, nigga. >>13009612
you do now <@:)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13009602
Based Just invited my friend to come over
We're gonna play terraria on LAN This world is a computer simulation running locally inside your brain. Everyone's my friend >>13009513
Yeah but half of them are dead now so my life has lost almost all of its joy LOLE no
i don't really have any online friends either except one person but they barely talk to me >>13010149 >>13009513
One friend

and a group of associates which call themselves friends >>13009513
my irl friends bully me for being here :(
>>13009523
a lot of people have zero friends.. i don't even know why people can't comprehend that because it seems so obvious that anything that required effort to obtain can also therefore be unobtainable to some
that goes for everything in life >>13009513
never >>13009513
>irl
i rape lolis? >>13009587
he really is This thread made me wonder if there actually is something wrong with me for not having friends anymore.

I think it's the other people who are the problem though. I know that sounds like a joke, but I still think it's true, because since becoming an adult that's been the main problem in my life I think, not being around people who suit me. And I bet that's the thing for many of you too. This is how it feels to be retarded. >>13009513

"I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today yeah
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away
Aw she's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care"

–The Beatles

no worries.

*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good >>13012809
presenting beatles lyrics as poetry is deeply unsettling for some reason >>13012811
she's gone.
black sabbath.


ypu are deeply unsettling.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13012818
no i am deeply in ure mom actually

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>13012841
0_0

last word game begins.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ "I hear you are singing a song of the past
I see no tears
I know that you know it may be the last
For many years
You'd gamble or give anything
To be in with the better half
But how many friends must I have
To begin with to make you laugh

Will you still have a song to sing
When the razor boy comes
And take your fancy things away
Will you still be singing it
On that cold and windy day

You know that the coming is so close at hand
You feel all right
I guess only women in cages can stand
This kind of night
I guess only women in cages
Can play down
The things they lose
You think no tomorrow will come
When you lay down
You can't refuse"

–Steely Dan

Your fortune: Outlook good china will build the master AI that owns and subjugates all the others.
then they will pierce the heavens and turn skyking into space junk.
*sip*

that's chatter on the block anyway.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>13012621
Looks nice