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This creature wants to eat you

By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)18:17:43

This creature wants to eat you

This creature wants to eat you

Okay Josh. >>12926850
you're getting lazy
>>12926850
shut the hell up retard
>>12926851
Thanks Josh.
>>12926854
why would you say thanks
>>12926852
Why so salty, Josh? :^)
>>12926855
You tell me, Joshua. :^)
>>12926858
no I asked you
>>12926850
>>12926854
>>12926856
>>12926858
>>12926859
I don't answer questions from you, Josh. :^)
>>12926866
can't*
>>12926872
Sure thing, Joshua.
>>12926873
I actually imagined this exact comment. you are officially completely predictable
>>12926876
Josh is getting a bit toasty.
>>12926843

I have a distinct memory of reading the book "You Are Worthless", a humorous anti-self-help book written by one of the guys from The Onion. It consists of brief glosses. In the general section on pets and animals, one of them is, "If your cat were just a little bit bigger, it would kill you and eat you." The next one is a bit of detail on exactly how it would go about doing that.
>>12926877
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12926877
@Grok
is dis true?

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