s4s ~ sloppy squirrel
By Kyrie 愛 Ellison | Updated 04/22/26(Wed)22:30:49
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Nothing says mentally lel tranny than two girl names. >>12914497
ellison can be both though why is everybody hiding my threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will have to just keep changing my name around because i know you guys lovveee me shitty threads so its just a accident hiding my name hehehehe >>12914501
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this is already a thread you dont need to ai generate it, dont be mad or upset people know how to use like photoshop >>12914518
this is nice slop
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im going to post my ai generated versions of those pictures in my own thread because i like mine more the thread im copying these pictures from is stupid because it was made by luddite idiots who wont accept new technology >>12914527
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because no one cares about your shitty aislop spam
I don't understand why do you feel the need to shit up the board with your threads
do us all a favor and kill yourself out of this board So is this guy crudehumour? >>12914644
Dubs....confirm? >>12914635
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double dubs
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good numbers in this thread! like it or not, you gotta check em! >>12914691
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now Honey new catfish kino just dropped >>12914727
is this True Romance? >>12915062
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now do this the backdrop of a living saint being brought into real space and heralded by cherubs and a contingent of battle-sisters, mortis engines and sisters repentia
https://youtu.be/vp5AwkMF1cE?si=QXV
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dubs
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the pip-beary 3000 o algo
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lmao is that the fucking overworld map from super mario RPG
whatevers wrong with u keep doing it lol
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|:^D
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two same fortunes is pretty lesbian
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> <3 <3 <3
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gay i interpreted this as flesh colored light soz <\3
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Lololol
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<3
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck B. Why are you here?
*the juggernaut turns around*
>I am here because society has put me here.
...
(you ask him to clarify)
...
>...
....
C. do you know where Dr. Yuji Sakai is?
D. [lockpick]
>67% success rate
Your fortune: Good Luck C. do you know where Dr. Yuji Sakai is?
*at this question the behemoth jumps to his feet*
>"N EV AR SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY P R E S E N C E ! !"
...
>"....Keksandra..."
, he mutters under his breath, as he skulks to an unreachable portion of his cell
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watch out for a sudden noise like radio static or a blade being dragged on the floor
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as you comb through the file cabinet, three folders stand distinct; however, your Geiger counter is beginning to grow stronger as you begin to hear footsteps walking towards you...
[you only have enough time to read 2(two) before a close encounter]
A. Dr. Yuji Sakai (staff)
B. P. Avogado (patient)
C. S. Shelby (patient) >>>/c/
>S. Shelby
*the footsteps behind you grow louder. Time is still in your favor but you must choose quickly:
A. read Yuji Sakai's folder
B. read P. Avogado's folder
C. escape >>>/c/
[you have chosen to use your remaining time to explore]
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> D U B Z
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which will it bee
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>What's there to lose?
you think to yourself as you open the can of monster blood and find a friendly face welcoming you on the other side
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.
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>>1 >>>/3/ >>1
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now before you can finish making a decision, the monster has caught up with you; he begins to lift you in the air....
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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >A. Do you know where Dr. Yuji Sakai is?
>B. Why are you here?
>C. Let's go
B. "why are you really here?", you ask the creature
[he takes a pause]
Namesis:
>....my name used to be Scott Shelby. I was a detective, and I was a monster even before I donned this monster skin. I lured children from their parents and covered up my kidnappings having direct access to the evidence. In the end, I met my match. While attempting to lure the love of my life, Keksandra, out of the harm of raccoon City, I fell prey to a Licker at the bar we met at. I was nearing death when Umbrella sought my vulnerable state as a an opportunity to test out their genetic healing virus. It worked, although the cosmetic result was not perfect. And so my lust and power were used as leverage to capture Keksandra and hunt down the remaining members of S.T.A.R.S. until I was defeated by that brave child and her companions.
>And so I wandered the wilderness of the Esforest. I met the natives who were driven out by Kek, Dormin, and Spikeman: the three wicked gods of the old world. But no matter how many years of isolation passed by me, Keksandra remained in my heart. & So I came down from the Esforest and admitted myself into this mentlel facility in the hopes of rehabilitating my wicked nature.
...
>Forgive me if that was too much....
A. "Do you know where Dr. Yuji Sakai is?", you ask him
Nemesis:
>"Aye, that I do. He's located on the floor above us but please... Refrain from speaking his name around me. He is my sworn enemy....
[Nemesis begins to shed a tear]
>.....i had friend who suffered from personality disorder. They often experienced delusions of roleplaying as animals. Dr. Yuji Sakai is the most renown physician in all of the Esforest but he has a zero tolerance policy for mentlel illness. He had my friend euthanized and planned to do the same for me until Umbrella stepped in. He doesn't believe there is any hope for redemption but I refuse to accept that answer.
...
>I didn't always used to wear this mask, you know! It's the new pip beary nuzzle muzzle; one of those new vault tec gadgets they're always cooking up in the lab. Umbrella struck a lucrative deal with Vault tec to have me test out this prototype. The price on my head was too large for that wicked Doctor to put me out of my misery like my poor furry friend, and so here I stand.
...
C. "Let's go", you say
...
Nemesis:
>I can't. Not until midnight. The truth is, I was going to leave tonight one way or the other. I'm sure you saw it: the ancient wicked god, Le Dark Lord himself, was destroyed in a single battle by a valiant warrior wielding the Triforce. I'm sure you know the ancient story:
Nemesis continued:
>Long ago, three ancient wicked gods ruled this earth: King Kek, Dormin, and Spikeman
King Kek ruled the land, while Spikeman ruled the oceans, and Dormin roamed the heavens and the sky. But the earth, being a living guardian of the galaxy, rose up and banished the polluting Kek into outer darkness with his goons; and there they remain forever trapped to this day"
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>The Great Guardian Atlas then went back to rest. Spikeman eventually came to rise from the sea and conquered the world, but Dormin never forgot the power of Atlas and swore to himself that he would find a way to control him. Dormin allowed there to be peace among the nations in the hopes to never anger Atlas, but sealed off a portion of Forbidden Land to himself where no one was allowed to enter. Here he began building an army; the only thing preventing his launching invasion is the fear and respect of Spikeman. With Dormin now destroyed, his greatest champion Knightmare has taken hold of Dormin's Kingdom and plans to strike the heart of Atlas in a surprise attack while he sleeps. Once Knightmare has successfully pierced the heart of Atlas, there will be no stopping Knightmare.... Just as Nemesis is finishing his story, you hear the door behind you open and a voice shout,
>G U A R D S!!!!
the rest of the events of the day are a blur. You remembered Nemesis successfully closing his hidden portal to the Otherworld and a general scuffle taking place, but eventually your vision goes black and you wake up, surrounded in a ring by other patients. When you look down, you see that you yourself are now donned in a medical outfit ai induced psychosis general
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lole yes
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Oke I'm very laughing right now.
You are trully chaotic in my eyes I love you man.
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i love you too guys
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Huh? That 2nd with the mask guy is Crudehumour?
I don't know much about him other then him bumping threads all day.
Perhaps his wearing the mask to simply calm down?
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dubs confirm
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BLEHHHHHHH SIX SEVENNNNNN >>12922679
67+9 get
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omg it blackbury c
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the one the only
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A.
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anon chooses >>>/a/
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Yay~
Alright I'll be away now.
See you.
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>>>/a/ Avogado
>>>/b/. Bavi
>>>/c/ Nemesis
>>>/d/ Yourself
>>>/e/ No one >>12924532
>>>/b/avi
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lmao >>/f/ail
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lel didn't recognize him as Catfish when I killed him off all those years ago ;____; </3
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[you attempt to convince Nemesis and Avogado to join you]
...
Nemesis:
>I stand by what I said. However, your determination gives me hope. You're welcome to use my entrance to the Otherworld, this should make your journey to the Kingdom of Darkness much quicker. Godspeed, friend. May we meet again, under the shade of a bright sun and not these florescent lights
[***Otherworld*** is now accessible]
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Kyrie 愛 Eleison is a reporter from /s4s/