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if it wasn't for the bird I wouldn't be here

By Anonymous | Updated 03/16/26(Mon)08:31:40

if it wasn't for the bird I wouldn't be here

if it wasn't for the bird I wouldn't be here

>>12847369
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for backyard poultry

bro inhaled one (1) pigeon and unlocked the hospital gown ending

this is why i never trust anything with wings that isn’t an airplane or a chicken nugget

bird really said “yo mr white check this out” and now you’re respawning in the ICU
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