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what are some genuine methods i can kms

By Anonymous | Updated 03/16/26(Mon)02:08:11

what are some genuine methods i can kms

what are some genuine methods i can kms

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

What's with all the suicide threads lately omg you can uhhhhh
what if you like, drink too much water maybe

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12846972
https://sanctionedsuicide.site/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/
>>12846973
you can literally hide threads you don’t like are u dumb

>>12846978
i luvf you thanksthanks :p

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12846972
Sleep with random men (and women, but this is less likely to happen) until you get aids.
>>12846972
drink some orange juice

go for a run

walk the dog

climb mount everest

eat protein or drink milk

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12846972
*sip*

this'll git her dun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xy0uvAouAfo&list=RDxy0uvAouAfo

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12846972
another attention seeking r9k thread
>>12846972
break hole in ceiling what do you care you'll be dead. find rafter that's the wood in the ceiling since you might not have access to a tree. get an extension cord. oh you don't have extension cord rope or a belt. cut the cords off of a few lamps or start pulling that electrical out of the walls (bonus you might die!) you can even use your pants, get them wet for stronger. now you just place the cord or whatever over the rafter make a big loop stand on a chair put your head in the loop and spin around until it tightens. you can use almost anything as the chair since you probably don't have a chair. kick the thing you're using as a chair (if you didn't already get lucky and fall off while spinning) and fucking die already.
>>12847620
but i don't wanna die
>>12847625
then have a hot cocoa and be my friend instead.

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