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Esfores city

By ledarklord | Updated 03/08/26(Sun)17:08:00

Esfores city

Let's create esfores city!

lole shop!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Hello, it's me, the Mayor of Esfores City. I hereby officially declare today, March 8th, as a new national holiday, "Nice Day". I hope you all have a very nice Nice Day.

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>>12832460
wow

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>>12832463
he is in there! :^D

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excuse me good sir but where can I acquire some fresh flube?? >>12832489
I think in lole shop or in esfores mall
>>12832453
Happy nice day, mr mayor
>>12832522
hello is there a map of the city? I'm looking for Bury Good Records, I wanna buy the new Top Kek & tha May Mays album on vinyl

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12832450
there should be a male strip club in the city
I NEED A HAIRCUT >>12832746
We can make a map and yeah there is bury good records

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>>12832909
Need to draw it all
>>12833155
Haircut dubs
>>12832746
We need to make map

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TAKE ME DOWN TO ESFORES CITY
WHERE THE GETS ARE CHECKED AND THE NICERS ARE PRETTY
>>12833505
EPIC COP, love this store, definitely gonna need to come back when the next album drops
>>12834228
Looks neat ngl
>>12834228
explicit content?
>>12835117
And ebin maymays


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>>12835462
Looks ebin

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>>12832450
It needs a bakery where they sell topkeks and cookie-shaped memees like pinku girl
>>12835533
Dubs of accept
le home!

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Hello yes this is ebin city I like give two thumbs up.
May I please ask where is library so I can gets smarter and understands more.
Thank you in advance.
Done esta la biblioteca? xD
don't tell me that you are so fucking uptight and afraid something might happen ..
>something might happen
>>12835794
Steven Pinker's esfores library on Pinker street!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12835904
VERY GOOD EXCELLENT.
I enter le building and go to popular and recent section grab as many books as I can hold and bring them to the desk.
(I have two hands I can hold two books)
Please check me out I swear on all that is nice and good I will not return them late.
[Charisma check: Lie]
Which books have I? if any? :^)
>>12835904
And down the street is Peven Stinker's Adult Book Store
>>12835928
honestly I may be able to do some samba moves


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>>12836076
Lel
>>12835931
Somewhere in backstreet
>>12836161
Seth Rogen laugh
https://youtu.be/iFxnjxnrRVs
>>12832909
>>12833155
>>12835533
I will draw it oneday later

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>>12836161
>>12835931
I can't do art because I'm hyper autistic and was born without a soul, so I just used AI to generate a picture of this
>>12836396
I can't do art too so my drawings look simple as fuck
Ai is not bad

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>>12836396
who would mind naked niggers...tell me ?
>>12835904
>>12836402
I used AI to upgrade the Steven Pinker library
>>12836427
Ebin gud fam

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>>12836433
DUBS
ESFORES COLLEGE FOR DUMB PPL!!!!!! so we can have a degree!!!

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>>12837089
did the man who invented college go to college?
>>12837089
UNDER CONSTRUCTION™

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>>12832450
>>12832460
>>12833505
>>12835462
>>12835904
>>12836076
I really really really really really really really like this city
>>12837552
We like it!
>>12837089
:^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12835533 bumpingu this nice threade

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>>12837885
SURPWIZE!!!!!

le gang & i got u a Pineapple Bury Upside Down Cake to show our appreciation for the new song:^]
got it custom baked and picked up at super Beary nice bakery this morning (you should have seen what they were going to charge for shipping!)
>>12838591
this is nice board

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>>12838634
Tasty, gonna eat this
>>12833155
Here you go!

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>>12838634
@grok is this real
>>12839613
Yes, this appears to be real—or at least very plausibly a real, hand-assembled dessert rather than something impossible or purely fabricated.

It's a creative Easter-themed take on a pineapple upside-down cake arranged into a bunny shape. People make bunny-shaped desserts all the time (pull-apart cakes, fruit platters, etc.), and combining it with the classic pineapple upside-down style (pineapple rings + cherries + brown sugar caramelization) is a fun, doable twist.

If it's from a viral post or ad, it could be staged/edited for maximum cuteness, but nothing about the physics, ingredients, or assembly screams "fake" or impossible to actually make and eat. You could recreate something very close at home with a box cake mix, canned pineapple, maraschino cherries, berries, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Super cute idea for Easter (or just because bunnies are awesome)!
>>12832909

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>>12832909
>>12839640

Darkholme bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1f3qNcILzo

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>>12837834
YAYY FINALLY WILL HAVE MY DEGREE ON S4S POSTER

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>>12840624

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esfores city in the news!! >>12837833
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12841758
Hooray!
>>12841758
wonder where newstand will be

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>>12843085
I guess somewhere in the centre of city

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>>12837885
>steals all de donuts
>>12843166
Dubs of calling de police!!!
>>12839640
Now this is a city I would want to live in
>>12843311
live dubs!
>>12843388
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12844619
Thank you doubles checker!


Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12845208
Lel :D
I definitely need to go there

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>>12845239
me too, it looks like it would be an "off the rails" experience lel

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New buildings soon™!

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